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ðŸ’•The Mari Mari ShowðŸ’• Anonymous 20/04/18(Sat)04:12 No.405 [Reply]

Mari: Welcome to the Mari Mari show!!
Mari: I took time off from playing Animal Crossing for this, so you better like it.
Mari: Bitch, I will hack your switch! Youâ€™re ruining our first episode.
Mari: You touch that switch and I twist your tits off. ðŸ’–
Mari: Thatâ€™s not fair!!!! You know I canâ€™t retaliate cause yours already got twisted off? Rips off Mariâ€™s shirt
Mari: Eeeeeeeek! Nooooo!!

>>	Anonymous 20/04/18(Sat)04:40 No.406 Wtf is the 2nd mari

>>	Anonymous 20/04/18(Sat)09:17 No.407 Makes me coom Tbh

>>	Anonymous 20/04/18(Sat)23:38 No.412 I want my FUCKING money back -HH

>>	Anonymous 20/04/19(Sun)15:48 No.426 This sucks. Mari Mari will never catch on. Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous 20/04/19(Sun)16:41 No.429 >>426 fuck you! Mari Maris are a bunch of cute girls. Of course Coomers will jump on the shit like hungry hyena's. You better start investing into Mari Mari merch before it's too late. The hype is gonna inflate prices, trust me

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Anonymous 20/04/19(Sun)15:13 No.423 [Reply]

This guy comes over to you and hands you a cake. Would you eat it?

>>	Anonymous 20/04/19(Sun)15:43 No.425 I shove it up his asshole.

>>	Anonymous 20/04/19(Sun)16:39 No.428 >>425 rude

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Anonymous 20/04/19(Sun)15:01 No.419 [Reply]

ARFF! RUFF RUFF! RUFF RUFF ARRF RUFF! GRRRRRRR! RUFF RUFF ARRFF RUFF RUFF!
*shakes head *
ARRF RUFF RUFF. ARRF ARFF. RUFF. ARFF RUFF RUUFF. AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
RUFF ARFF RUFFA RUFF. RUFFF RUFFA! ARRRF.

>>	Anonymous 20/04/19(Sun)15:04 No.420 File: 1587305041320.jpg -(107347 B, 1024x768) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. OOOHHHH! EEH-EH OH! AHAHAHAHA! HOOO-EHH! rubs ass on the ground and throws poop OOH-OOOOOH

>>	Anonymous 20/04/19(Sun)15:05 No.421 File: 1587305137384.jpg -(14622 B, 275x183) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. RAWR xD explodes

>>	Anonymous 20/04/19(Sun)15:06 No.422 This really do be a https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtXby3twMmI moment tho

>>	Anonymous 20/04/19(Sun)15:31 No.424 Racists

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Anonymous 20/04/17(Fri)13:45 No.396 [Reply]

so when is SPEAKS user gonna dab on them virgin islanders?

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>>	Anonymous 20/04/18(Sat)14:45 No.410 File: 1587217518596.jpg -(43788 B, 800x450) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. leave Leon to me

Anonymous 20/04/18(Sat)15:04 No.411
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LEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
WHY THE HELL DID YOU STAND UP MY DEAR SISTER CLAIRE AT THE DATE? DID THE YELLOW FEVER CATCH UP TO YOUR HEAD? I SWEAR, I'LL FIND MY WAY ON THAT FUCKING ISLAND AND MAKE YOU FUCK MY SISTER

>>	Anonymous 20/04/18(Sat)23:38 No.413 This game crashes every time I get to the dodgeball scene

Anonymous 20/04/19(Sun)10:13 No.416
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I've come to make an announcement: Dani Blanc is a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking Stand. That's right, he took his bat fuckin dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING Stand, and he said his dick was t h i s b i g. And I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a call out post on my Twitter dot com: Dani Blanc, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby. Tall points, no bat shit, no pillows, look at that it looks like a motherfucking rocket launcher. He fucked my Speak so guess what, I'm gonna fuck BLT. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LAZER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss just on BLT. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pushing on the island! How do you like that LD? I PISSED ON THE LONELY ISLAND YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking shores, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.

>>	Anonymous 20/04/19(Sun)11:54 No.417 >>413 Have you tried turning your TV off and on again?

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Bullshit Anonymous 20/04/10(Fri)23:17 No.356 [Reply]

I can't fucking stand this new show anymore, first they can IC just because the ratings were low, next SM is also cancelled because the authors wanted to try something new, now they make the only likable character in all of shonenshit a beta who likes to be stepped on by big panda mommies this is fucking bullshit I can't fucking watch this shit anymore

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>>	Anonymous 20/04/12(Sun)13:54 No.362 >>361 cool ship

>>	Anonymous 20/04/16(Thu)12:03 No.392 >>358 I get why she has the whole Panda aesthetic going on. She's pretty fat, isn't she

>>	Anonymous 20/04/16(Thu)15:06 No.393 File: 1587045962055.jpg -(3001508 B, 1536x2172) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>392 All that fat in all the right places

>>	Anonymous 20/04/16(Thu)19:43 No.394 she definitely wears spandex to hide her disgusting belly fat

>>	Anonymous 20/04/17(Fri)12:31 No.395 >>394 doesn't that... make you look fatter?

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SPEAK 20/04/10(Fri)22:30 No.351 [Reply]

Today's topic is: Which The Lonely Island character has the biggest dick.

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>>	Anonymous 20/04/15(Wed)18:13 No.380 Where the wheels at

>>	Anonymous 20/04/15(Wed)19:01 No.383 for me it's a tossup between otomine and koshi. It could be either one.

>>	Butchlover2000 20/04/15(Wed)19:56 No.386 Obviously it's Biffy she's pretty much a bara and the buffest person on the island

>>	Anonymous 20/04/15(Wed)20:21 No.387 File: 1586978517086.png -(709859 B, 1400x1171) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>386 I want Biffy to destroy my ass with her giant enormous futadick

>>	Anonymous 20/04/15(Wed)22:13 No.389 >>387 God, same

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Anonymous 20/04/04(Sat)06:41 No.333 [Reply]

JUNKYARDCHADS WW@

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>>	Anonymous 20/04/05(Sun)15:17 No.345 File: 1586096275411.jpg -(98468 B, 970x545) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>343 deal

Anonymous 20/04/10(Fri)22:37 No.355

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>>	Anonymous 20/04/12(Sun)19:11 No.363 More like junk virgins

>>	Anonymous 20/04/12(Sun)23:19 No.364 >>363 More like all the factions are virgins lol

>>	Anonymous 20/04/15(Wed)20:30 No.388 >>333 >is called the strip >no one is actually stripping there This manga is a joke

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Anonymous 20/04/10(Fri)22:08 No.347 [Reply]

I fucken did it. I have figured out how large Moby Dykeâ€™s flaccid penis is. I know what youâ€™re thinking: How could I have done this? Well, allow me to explain. I started out with an image. The picture was of Mody Dyke and Romulo standing next to each other. This image was exactly what I needed. It came directly from The Lonely Island's authors, so we know for certain that the proportions are correct. Now that we have the two characters, how does one go about actually determining Mobyâ€™s length? Thatâ€™s easy. We only need the length of Romulo Bachmanâ€™s penis. Luckily, we have a vague idea of just how large that is. Back in 2016, Loverboy was quoted saying something along the lines of: â€œI have a massive dick, and I play F/GO in my spare time." From this statement, we can determine one major thing: Romulo slays women with his massive peen.

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>>	Anonymous 20/04/13(Mon)07:27 No.366 >>353 Go back to reddit, epic redditor

>>	Anonymous 20/04/13(Mon)07:28 No.367 >>353 Go back to reddit, retard

>>	Anonymous 20/04/13(Mon)10:27 No.375 Romuloser clearly doesn't slay women. As shown with Reina, he avoids pussy at all cost, even when it approaches him. Romulo sucks.

>>	Anonymous 20/04/15(Wed)19:44 No.384 >>375 More like he sucks dick

Anonymous 20/04/15(Wed)19:50 No.385

What the fuck? Were you even paying attention to the manga? Your measurements are incorrect because Moby doesn't even have a dick! He had it surgically removed so that he can fit into his favorite skinny jeans which can be seen in the latest issues that you don't even see his bulge anymore
Still, good try

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Anonymous 20/04/14(Tue)19:28 No.376 [Reply]

What the fuck was his deal? Who did he even work for?

>>	Anonymous 20/04/14(Tue)19:32 No.377 ayyy yooo he's got a mocha dick

>>	Anonymous 20/04/14(Tue)21:46 No.378 >>377 More like too much of a dick

>>	Anonymous 20/04/15(Wed)18:43 No.381 That was obviously Koshi in disguise retard

>>	Anonymous 20/04/15(Wed)18:49 No.382 Koshi is too dumb to be in disguise

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Anonymous 20/04/13(Mon)07:32 No.369 [Reply]

So when is this bitch finally going to bite the dust? She's so fucking unlikable, she reminds me of my ex.
Oooh look at me I'm a Sassy bitch ooooooh I'm a hackergirl xD oooooh I didn't do jackshit in the whole fucking show and yet act so high and mighty. Wish she'd be in a fight already and get her fucking face punched in.

>>	Anonymous 20/04/13(Mon)09:07 No.370 The uncle does the writer's cousin's taxes and I can tell you that she dies of blood loss after viewing a photoshopped picture of a hung pornstar with Moby's face. A pathetic way to die for a pathetic character.

>>	Anonymous 20/04/13(Mon)09:09 No.371 The blood loss is from a nose bleed, btw.

>>	Anonymous 20/04/13(Mon)09:10 No.372 Like in the animes, how horny characters bleed from their noses to signify arousal.

>>	Anonymous 20/04/13(Mon)09:10 No.373 XD

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Anonymous 20/02/10(Mon)22:07 No.329 [Reply]

>MCT got shafted
>IC got shafted
>WCDC exists
>Best momma Dere died
>SM is... something
How can you guys still participate in JoJo RP? Can't you see the site is dying? Marty's fight wasn't even finished, the mangaka just said fuck it and started the next chapter midway through the end fight? What a fucking hack

>>	Anonymous 20/03/27(Fri)07:37 No.330 >>329 fug off, support the creators, give them freedom

>>	Anonymous 20/03/27(Fri)23:56 No.331 Marty fight sucked anyway. Stay mad hoes.

>>	Anonymous 20/03/28(Sat)18:34 No.332 File: 1585420479559.png -(49042 B, 372x426) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>330 why would I want to support a bunch of gay hacks?

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Anonymous 19/11/28(Thu)18:30 No.322 [Reply]

I miss Instant crush... Why did they ditch this GOAT chapter for whatever the fuck that wannabee horror bullshit is?

>>	Anonymous 19/11/29(Fri)18:13 No.323 >liking the worst part Ok retart

>>	Anonymous 19/12/16(Mon)18:47 No.324 >>323 >not liking the best part you're the only retard here, pal

>>	Anonymous 19/12/21(Sat)00:46 No.325 File: 1576889164257.png -(521525 B, 874x1024) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Why yes, my favorite RP was Miami Club Tropicana, how could you tell?

>>	Anonymous 19/12/22(Sun)11:51 No.326 File: 1577015476227.jpg -(32141 B, 400x400) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Now WCDC, that was a good RP

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